Apparently, they thought our back catalogue of metal and screamo means we’d be great for baby music.
Cripes.
Dear Sir or Madam
I have visited your website and have noticed you could be the perfect
distributor or reseller of our special music for babies.
Lovely Baby Music is the leading most awarded original music series
for babies currently sold in over […]

Whilst I am currently reading a massive novel for a future review, here’s a quickie.
The Mudbomb Radio Show, hosted by JD and Tory, is simply put the best and worst toilet humour show I’ve ever heard.
If you love politically incorrect fun, try a dose of this shit. Each show these guys select random, crazy events […]

We recently witnessed the finale of one of the circus that is The Biggest Loser. It is here we must find what the real reason behind the show is. Are we witnessing the capitalist exploiters actually giving us a way to break free from their fast food consumerism and become free-thinking people for godsake?

A Metal Fairytale
Scenario:
The princess in the castle is trapped and guarded by a dragon.
Power Metal:
The protagonist arrives, riding a white unicorn, sneaks past the dragon, saves the princess and has sex with her in the magical forest.
Thrash Metal:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon and fucks the princess.
Heavy Metal:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the […]

From Onion News …
GWYNEDD, WALES—Calling it the planet’s last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault.

“We who believe in the immortality of rock took a […]

Hey here’s a song they should perform at the BDO
HEY JOHNNY HOWARD
YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING TOOL
FUCK YOU JOHNNY
COS YOU ARE NO LONGER COOL
UP YOURS JOHN HOWARD
SCREW YOU AND YOUR FLAG
YOU’RE SUCH A LOSER
YOU’RE SUCH A BLOODY DAG
FUCK YOU JACK
WE SHOULD GIVE YOU THE SACK
WE’LL MAKE A WEDGIE WITH YOUR DACK
AND WE’LL NEVER LET YA COME […]

Hey here’s some low-res t-shirt designs I’m making up for all you punk fuckers.

By Tibor Gede
Monday 23 October 1956, marked the 50 year anniversary of the Hungarian uprising against communism and in 2006 demonstrated a near repeat of the bloody oppressive communist violence. At least 4 hungarians have been murdered at the hands of riot police and over 160 injured. After a peaceful day of celebrations which saw […]

Taken from willdayble.com/2006/09/20/work-experience-bitch/
So, quite a few months ago I had a year 10 girl do some work here for Pith Records, sorting out our promo list, checking details and data entry and such. I figured that as a responsible indie record label manager I shoud fulfil the over-critical jaded music cynic role, and blast her […]

Here is an eulogy to Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, is a fucking dickhead. He is a great embarassment to the entire nation, not least because the yanks and redneck Queenslanders like him more than us educated beings do. He is a fucking cock sucking lunatic who annoyed the shit out of everything […]

Taken from willdayble.com/2006/09/18/mentalfest
Wow, it’s actually happening… this is kinda freaky in a way, because it’s taken years to get it going. Either way, I’m actually excited. Like, physically excited about the impending horror and stress that will undoubtably accompany this foray into print design, mass marketing bullshit, band booking stuff, and… yeah. Nuts.
It’s nearly 3am, […]

Today I saw this sheila from school who went overseas to go in this competition to develop a marketing plan for a worldwide cosmetics firm. She then went over to see her relatives in Italy and somehow manage to go to all these parties and stuff… you know that kinda stuff. And here I was, […]

I have a t-shirt that says “Bean Counter.” I wore it in a class full of accounting students. They didn’t really even laugh or look at it; in fact they didn’t even give a shit. Frankly, these people are way to concerned with themselves to even give a fuck about anybody else. They are too […]

When I first knew about the Joe Korp affair, I knew that he was nothing but a normal man who simply cheated on his wife and had her killed. But the release of the Korp diaries and video which was an account of the days leading up to his suicide will make most of us […]

Today I was talking about the Business Ball with some fuckers who study business. Anyway, one of them said that he went to a ball with no bar so the waiter brings the drinks around, and the fucker was like “I’m not one of those cultured oldies… all I want to do is get pissed!” […]

Today we go onto the third sin which is wanking. Nah fuck that let’s do interest rates and how there is this secret body known as the Reserve Bank of Australia which is responsible for them. Now the RBA doesn’t actually raise intrest rates (how could they, this is an economic system where prices are […]

Now let me qualify a statement I made last time: That for the next three days I’ll be talking about whatever it was… whoever… whenever… whatever…. I don’t know anything else about what I said, I forgot, and I can’t be bothered scrolling up. But the point is a ‘day’ for me seems to be […]

Over the next three days I will be publishing a three-part series on the mortal sins: punting, wanking and smoking. I am focussing on these sins rather than other ones (such as drinking) because at least one of them form an integral part of a person’s life, although they wouldn’t ever recommend anybody else take […]

I hope everybody had a good time at whatever for profit commercial music festival they went to over the weekend. I didn’t go a festival mainly because of the sniffer dogs. Personally, I’d rather go to a Flower Expo, and get some flower power in the form of legal smokables into me.
One thing I’ve […]

And just to continue the saga…
PART II: Rage Against the Machine
When I started Uni (as a full fee paying student, thanks right-wing government) there was a sudden feeling of uselessness. That is why we fast forward to the end of my first year when I started looking for jobs. The jobs I was […]

Well, I have to say that now there is a war going on just what I think about it… it sucks. “Wow” you must be saying, thinking that nowadays if you don’t say anything bad about war before your forty-four you’re a backward conservative who listens to Frank Sinatra. Well, the amazing thing is that […]

Unlike food, wanking is not a good substitute for sex. Usually it means you’re a depraved loner who has excess fluid and time on their hands. That’s why we all do it, and if you’re over 12 it’s a pretty mundane experience; that applies to my situation anyway. And when I got this caution notice […]

Whether it be having a lamb and yoghurt wrap after the nightly fuck-up in town, or stealing a mate’s parma, I am definitely a fan for food. And honestly it’s better than sex (assuming I know what it’s like in the first place). Food does not judge you by your cover. It does not simply […]

I am so sick of excuses.
Responsibility is a dead word in modern society. The ideal of representative government was built on the principal that the representatives are held responsible for their actions. Held responsible by the people, held responsible by the press, held responsible by their opponents and held responsible by their consciences. In […]

We did tours of the firms today and first up we went to this place called William Buck, a mid tier on Spring Street with over 200 staff and $35 million of revenue a year. That’s around $150,000 a person ‘charges out’ or earns for the firm in a year. I was surprised when I […]

Ok, I missed yesterday’s edition of the Daily Choof. But of course, I did do some promotional work yesterday. You can read my message on The Age’s blog site at http://blogs.theage.com.au/thedailytruth/archives/2006/07/dope.html#comments.
Maybe I forgot to do write it yesterday… maybe a little too psychotic… hell no how can you be too psychotic to write this […]

Today Gough Whitlam turned 90. He was a former QC turned lawyer whose best acheivements include being a whinger and appearing on an ad for Leggo’s pasta sauce. Despite what many think of him he is no radical person; according to an Age report he doesn’t like the minor parties. He was not the cause […]

I recently purchased a Puma sweater and what was good about it wasn’t the fact all this shit came off on my t-shirt but the removable tag they put on it.
Quoting it:
CORPORATE MESSAGE
So you’re interested in PUMA? Nice move. You’re obviously smart, confident and know what you want in life. Sure you […]

Just a few days ago I had my first gig at the pub with the George Costanza face outside. Apparently it was one of those ‘open nights’ where anybody and I mean anyone able to speak was able to get up and strut their stuff… well after we put up with this absolute dork playing […]

One day at school I was learning about oxymorons and the most humorous one is ‘military intelligence.’ Maybe if the squares who controlled the forces of the English speaking world actually realised that Kim Jong-Il makes Saddam Hussein look like Humphrey B Bear the world would be safer than it is now. And that is […]

The plan by Treasurer Peter Costello to make the states little more than departments of the federal government is a load of crap, imagine if the states were actually abolished and power centralised in Canberra we’d have an all-encompassing megalith government dominated by rugby-loving New South Welshmen. Which brings me to the state of origin […]

Today we were in the car and my mum told me that if she ever saw me smoking choof she’d tell my grandpa and uncles and I’d be out of the family (i.e. the Will). So I came up with some things that I wanted to say but couldn’t be bothered… such as ‘the worst […]

Taken from willdayble.com/2006/06/03/bitter-angry-old-music-cynic
One of my more awesome friends stumbled onto this blog and said “hey, I read it from start to finish and it’s like… you get angrier and angrier each post, well done!”.
Well, I don’t like it, but here’s some more grump - just for you - you nerdy bastard you.
I’m rapidly becoming an […]

Jesus christ. Now THIS pisses me off. The word. Just the word ’solution’. I work with marketing people on a near daily basis for various parts of my day job, and I can deal with that. People are selling meaningless shit to people who think it’s important, and they can throw around bullshit buzz-words like “solution” and “synergy” like it’s no tomorrow, they’re on the level and they get it’s crap, that’s cool.

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat lots of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. […]

By Malcolm Cole, national political correspondent
AS MANY as 100,000 people will be locked out of polling stations at this year’s federal election, under proposed changes to laws.
And almost 300,000 more face election-day confusion because of Federal Government plans to close the electoral rolls on the day the election is called by Prime Minister […]

God this pissed me off. This is why I’m thoroughly sick of the ’scene’…
I try to distance myself as far as possible from [music] scene politics as much as possible. Stuff like straightedge - completely awesome in theory, but a little out of line in practice, like communism and institutionalised religion - just shit […]

Taken from willdayble.com/2006/04/15/think-global-act-local
I completely get the logic behind the phrase, but there’s a massive part of me that keeps screaming “no man, think universal, act global”. It’s what them big ol’ international conglomerates do, why can’t the rest of us?
This Royksopp video has got to be one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a […]

By Nick Butterly and Ian McPhedran
A THROW-away comment posted on a website praising a terrorist attack anywhere in the world could land a person in jail under tough new laws to be debated by State and Federal leaders today.
Australians could also find themselves in breach of Federal law for distributing books or other literature […]

Dr. Michael Platt, a neurobiologist at Duke University Medical Center, led an experiment with 12 adult male rhesus macaque monkeys that he says may help explain the fascination with celebrities like socialite Paris Hilton.
Platt conducted the experiment by offering thirsty monkeys a choice: their favorite drink, in this case Juicy Juice cherry juice, or […]

Howard to ban gay marriages
May 27, 2004
Prime Minister John Howard will introduce changes to the Marriage Act to exclude gay couples and ban same-sex couples from adopting children from overseas, Mr Howard said today.
“We are also going to amend the legislation to ensure that same sex couples … will not be eligible as […]