I get the stupidest mail sometimes

Monday, February 18th, 2008: Read more columns here.

Apparently, they thought our back catalogue of metal and screamo means we’d be great for baby music.

Cripes.

Dear Sir or Madam

I have visited your website and have noticed you could be the perfect
distributor or reseller of our special music for babies.

Lovely Baby Music is the leading most awarded original music series
for babies currently sold in over 60 countries, created by composer
Raimond Lap, awarded with Double Golden and Double Platinum record
awards. Our music is a serious concept, which was developed through
research and testing responses of babies. In short, our music is the
best one can get for their newborn. Since the international
introduction a few years ago we are happy to say our music has become
a true hype and tens of millions of babies are now enjoying Lovely
Baby Music. The moment parents see that their baby really responds,
they buy more of our series. (currently 29 CDs) Our music was used in
a Pampers-Premium TV-commercial all over China. Proctor & Gamble Asia,
US and many others have used our music very frequently as Promotional
gifts. We believe we can sell millions in Australia over the years.

I invite you to visit our website at www.music4babies.com

Should you be interested or need more information, please don’t
hesitate to ask.

Really hope you can make our music available in Australia.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Yours Faithfully

Floris Lap
Sales Department
RGL Music Productions B.V.

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