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Eulogy to Steve Irwin

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006: Read more at The Daily Choof

Here is an eulogy to Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, is a fucking dickhead. He is a great embarassment to the entire nation, not least because the yanks and redneck Queenslanders like him more than us educated beings do. He is a fucking cock sucking lunatic who annoyed the shit out of everything he came into contact with. He shits all over those who take conservation seriously. Steve was a childish, juvenile shit-for-brains who should have been silenced at birth. We do not wish any harm on him but may he and the animals he pissed off during his life rest in peace

I’ve even written my own song

Fuck you Steve,
Your shitness we’ll never grieve,
Annoying all the creatures of the Earth,
We wish you were locked up at birth.

Steve, piss off now you tool.
You are an imbecile and a fool.
It’s a shame they didn’t realise so quick
That you were a shit with no dick

Go away Steve, fuck off now
You are a stupid ugly cow
Steve you are such a cunt
And of the litter you’re the runt

And the only reason everybody gives a fuck about Steve is because he’s a stereotypical ‘Aussie’ guy who fits the right-wing Aussie mould. He was a social conservative who was famous for being that. Is this the country we want to become? I am not writing this because I hate him it’s because everybody seems to love him. He was admired because of his place in the capitalist system which loves celebrities like him. He was Johnny Howard’s best mate, and the educated literate person knows why.

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