‘Single’

Thursday, August 10th, 2006: Read more at The Daily Choof

Today I saw this sheila from school who went overseas to go in this competition to develop a marketing plan for a worldwide cosmetics firm. She then went over to see her relatives in Italy and somehow manage to go to all these parties and stuff… you know that kinda stuff. And here I was, an Anglo with none of these overseas connections sitting here smoking choof and backing horses. And as much as I applaud her on having the ability to somehow go overseas and the fact she has an overseas relative, I don’t think I’m one of these monocultral rednecks or anything they want to make you out to be. I just think I’ve been dealt the shit’s hand in life. They say that the three most common things you do to prove you’re grown up; travel, move out and have a root. I haven’t been lucky enough to do the first two because nobody’s really into doing it with me… because all I do when I’m away is look at stick books all the time apparently. And I haven’t done the latter because the sheilas think they’re above me. But I don’t care. I used to care but stopped ages ago while realising that it just makes you do stupid things like draw attention to yourself. It doesn’t even come into my mind anymore that being lonely and without a ‘partner’ is bad for you… it’s all I’ve ever known. How could it be any different? And what does this have to do with my attitude against boring business students? Well, I am writing this to give you advice. Go and make the most of whoever you’ve got because a lot of the time I have nobody. And while I don’t care, I mean that in a good way because I don’t intend on ever being as happy as you are. I will always be a bean counter; an accountant who hates his job and his life. It is very shit but very true. Don’t ever think you’ve ever had as much shit as me. At least you’ve probably by now proven you’ve grown up, hopefully in all three ways. Maybe I will never grow up. Maybe I will die like this. Then again we all die. Frankly, I do not give a fuck. But you should.

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